You have been invited to join us on The Moon. Your night with us will begin at nine o’clock in the evening, and you may stay until your heart’s desire. However, be advised, that here on The Moon, we adhere to strict policies. Names are not allowed.

Cell phones and cameras are prohibited. Plus-ones are prohibited. You must follow the dress code of all-black, dressy casual attire.

Failing to abide by the above-mentioned policies will result in your immediate removal from the premises. Exceptions will not be made.